Cattie - the non-eloquence of shit

HEADDESK! HEADDESK! HEADDESK! HEADDESK! HEADDESK! HEADDESK! ASDFGHJKL; ASDFGHJKL; ASDFGHJKL; ASDFGHJKL; ASDFGHJKL; ASDFGHJKL; QWERTY FUCKER. FUCK MY LIFE! FUCK MY LIFE! FUCK MY LIFE! FUCK IT! FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT LIKE A ...bucket? Nothing rhymes with bucket. That's kind of sad. You know, just like how nothing rhymes with "orange"? When I was a kid I thought "lozenge" kind of rhymed with orange...you know, orange, lozenge? But that's more assonance. I was so desperate to rhyme something with orange. Even though there technically is NOTHING that rhymes with orange. So why was I so desperate to rhyme something with orange? Because...orange shouldn't be alone in this world. Neither should silver. (Nothing rhymes with silver either, if you haven't inferred that already). Poor silver and orange. Why do they have to be the only colors that don't rhyme with shit? Chartreuse...doesn't rhyme with anything either...vamoose? Is that even a word? Turquoise doesn't rhyme with anything either...poor lonely colors...all alone in this infinitesimal world of shit...like in that Sweeney Todd song? About the great big world having a pit and it's filled with people that are filled with shit? Or something like that. Shit is a very interesting word. Never thought of it that way, did you? Shit sounds like...shit. It is the absolute worst word in the world! Nothing will get you feeling like shit like the word shit. I mean, crap, crap is kind of a nice word. There's a really nice crunch to it, kind of like an apple or an ice cube, you know...crap! And damn...well damn is just hot. And fuck is just really fun to say...but shit? Shit is all shitty and alone and full of shit. Yup. Shit is full of shit. This is definitely not one of my more eloquent moments. But what can I say. You can't really write anything eloquent about shit. It's just not one of those THINGS where you can write eloquently about. Shit is shit is shit. And always will be shit. You know, like that 'ashes to ashes, dust to dust' thing? Yup. Shit is like...dust. And ashes. Okay, I don't even make sense anymore. I mean, I was KIND of making sense until now but I probably just lost everyone that was reading this xD Sorry folks!