I have been taking the consensus of several people this week, and everyone is largely in agreement that this week has gone by absurdly slowly. A poll of 10 random people were tested, and when asked, "Is it just me, or has this week gone by really slowly?" 10 out of 10 eagerly responded, "Yes! It's fck'n nuts!" (No, that was not their exact words, but I assure you the gist was the same).
There is only one theory behind it. It is quite simple when broken down and I am surprised that no one has brought it to light before. The obvious answer to why this week has been passing by so slowly is obvious:
Someone was either sucked into or voluntarily climbed into the swirling vortex of insanity, therefor causing the time/space continuum to collapse. Thus, we humble citizens are feeling the after-effects of this pause in the "space between spaces", to quote a movie that I do not remember at the moment.
Thankfully, the morrow signifies Friday, the end of this ridiculously long work week. I must say that I will enjoy my weekend of frolic and debauchery, beginning with an airing of "Troy" Friday afternoon.
That is all.
Live long and prosper.
* Kit
17 September, 2009
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