Ass-beating

I just realized I'll never have to beat anyone's ass.

Sarah, Brittany, AnJelica, and Treat can take care of themselves; Shannon's too nice to ever get anyone mad at her; and Kylie hates confrontation and wouldn't want me to get violent.

Therefor, I will never have to beat anyone's ass for doing shit to my friends.

But of course, if anyone wants to beat someone's ass I will try.

'Cept I'm not very good at ass beating so it will have to be with a butcher knife.

...[awkward silence]

* Kit